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Dream Baby
"This is like a dream baby"
Source Unknown

The International Sin Set
"I don't hurt anybody by walking barefoot. I don't hurt anybody by working in the garden. I don't hurt anybody by just running around at night. I don't hurt anybody, I just want to be myself."
Source Unknown
"Didn't somebody tie you up the other day?
Yeah, I was forced to stay some place like a slave."
Source Unknown
"Why did they tie you up?
'Cause I said that i was leaving."
Source Unknown

Leathersex
"Bored with your sex life?"
Source Unknown

A Martini Built For 2
"Here at the sign of the peacock, we find the Club Sasaboo. It is a club dedicated to sadism."
- Mondo Bizarro (Note: Often misunderstood as the "Club C'est Sable", perhaps due to the erroneous lyrics sheet that came with the album. The film makes it clear that this Japanese sex club is named "Sasaboo".) [IMDB]

Sex on Wheelz
"the kiss of DEATH"
- Goldfinger [IMDB]

Mystery Babylon
"What's your name?
'Secret', what's yours?
You dig masochism at all?
Huh?
Do you dig getting beaten?
I never tried that!
What goes for ten dollars?
Well, whaddya want for ten dollars?
I want something different, I want something special.
Oh no, honey, not for ten bucks.
How 'bout your friend?
Yeah, yeah, that's a good idea, yeah."
- Mondo Bizarro (Note: This dialogue is re-edited from its original chronology in the film. This scene in the film depicts a supposedly "real" interchange between a prostitute and a john who pulls up in a car, with the "infrared" camera filming the whole thing from the back seat of the car.) [IMDB]
"Hello!
Hi big boy."
- Mondo Bizarro (Note: This dialogue is re-edited from its original chronology in the film. This scene in the film depicts a supposedly "real" interchange between a prostitute and a john who pulls up in a car, with the "infrared" camera filming the whole thing from the back seat of the car.) [IMDB]
"Well, I'm looking for something unusual, something...
Oh? Like maybe like these?
Let me see that again honey.
I'm sorry, you've already got your free sample, how much do you want it, huh?
That's very nice.
Next time you've gotta pay for it buddy.
How much would that cost?
Look, I'll make it cheap. I'll make it... twenty?"
- Mondo Bizarro (Note: This dialogue is re-edited from its original chronology in the film. This scene in the film depicts a supposedly "real" interchange between a prostitute and a john who pulls up in a car, with the "infrared" camera filming the whole thing from the back seat of the car.) [IMDB]

Sexplosion
"Sex is perverted and sick"
Unknown Source


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