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Kooler Than Jesus
Kooler Than Jesus
"I was raised in Mississippi."
- Billy Jack [IMDB]
"I am the electric messiah, the AC/DC God!"
- The Ruling Class [IMDB]
"Hey! We gonna jump up and we go crazy a little for you all"
- Billy Jack [IMDB]
"Alright now look at me. I said look at me, don't turn your face away"
- I'll Cry Tomorrow [IMDB]
"Have you taken leave of your senses?"
- Sisters of Satan [IMDB]
"Satan!"
- Sisters of Satan [IMDB]
"Don't listen to them"
- Sisters of Satan [IMDB]
"Alright, alright, alright everything!"
- I'll Cry Tomorrow [IMDB]
"I don't believe you're listening"
Pastor Fletcher Brothers from the Freedom Village USA anti-rock music ministry.
"You know darn well that they're just manipulating you and that's all that they're doing..."
Source Unknown
"I'm the looking glass you created to see yourself in!"
Source Unknown
"Somebody's lying and it's not me."
- Eye of the Storm [IMDB]
"You're twisting my words!"
- Eye of the Storm [IMDB]

Devil Bunnies
"He got jealous of all the attention guys paid me."
- Heart Like a Wheel [IMDB]
"And then he picked up an oil can and threw it at me, almost knocked out my teeth!"
- Heart Like a Wheel [IMDB]
"And I told him that's crazy! I have to race in 20 minutes!"
- Heart Like a Wheel [IMDB]
"And then he predicted a double-suicide, that I was going to die in a crash that day, and he was going to do the same so he could be with me!"
- Heart Like a Wheel [IMDB]
"World's greatest lover"
Source Unknown
"I'll give you a tuneup you'll never forget if you'll give my husband some lessons for the bedroom"
Source Unknown
"... got a dirty mind!"
Source Unknown
"That's ridiculous"
Source Unknown

Nervous Xians
"Reality is the only word in the language, that should always be used in quotes."
- Amityville 3-D (Note: written by Timothy Leary, but sampled from the film) [IMDB]
"I don't wanna another one of your rational explanations!"
- Amityville 3-D [IMDB]
"I know what I experienced, and I'm not crazy."
- Amityville 3-D [IMDB]
"All right! That's it! Get her out of there, that's enough!"
- Amityville 3-D [IMDB]
"Tonight We Murder"
- Tonight We Murder: Ministry
"I know the whole story... I've decided to forgive you"
- Amityville 3-D [IMDB]
"We're not all love anymore. That's gone. That flower power is great, I'm mean it's beautiful. But you can't be kind and gentle to people all the time, it doesn't work..."
Source Unknown
"Because people got raped and mugged... and I know these people that died down there, Groovie and his chick!"
Source Unknown

The Devil Does Drugs
"... And this is what the Devil does!"
- Sisters of Satan [IMDB]
"Satan!"
- Sisters of Satan [IMDB]
"Our lord and master!"
- Sisters of Satan [IMDB]
"You're turned on most of the time on one thing or another"
Source Unknown
"Get outta here."
I'll Cry Tomorrow [IMDB]
"You liars... repent!"
Sisters of Satan [IMDB]
"What are you trying to do, drive me crazy?"
I'll Cry Tomorrow [IMDB]
"I can't be anything except what I am!"
I'll Cry Tomorrow [IMDB]
"Ooh whoo, woo-hoo, Ooh whoo, oh yeah!"
- Sympathy for the Devil: The Rolling Stones
"And everybody thinks I'm high and I am!"
Source Unknown
"How I hate black."
- Gone With The Wind [IMDB]
"Would you like to be happy? Well? I mean really happy!"
Source Unknown

First Cut
"You liars... repent!"
Sisters of Satan [IMDB]
"... And this is what the Devil does!"
- Sisters of Satan [IMDB]
"Our lord and master!"
- Sisters of Satan [IMDB]
"What are you trying to do, drive me crazy?"
I'll Cry Tomorrow [IMDB]
"I can't be anything except what I am!"
I'll Cry Tomorrow [IMDB]
"Satan!"
- Sisters of Satan [IMDB]
"Get outta here."
I'll Cry Tomorrow [IMDB]
"How I hate black."
- Gone With The Wind [IMDB]

Shock Of Point 6
"Bow down and worship me and I'll give you everything the eye can see."
- Farrell Griswold (Preacher)
"These are not the words of an apostle!"
- Farrell Griswold (Preacher)
"Can you shout Amen!"
- Farrell Griswold (Preacher)
"Right Now!"
- Farrell Griswold (Preacher)


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Alex Fletcher