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Kooler Than Jesus

Kooler Than Jesus


Kooler than Jesus?
[s] "I don't believe you're listening"
Kooler than Jesus?
[s] "Hey!  We gonna jump up and we go crazy a little for you all"
Kooler than Jesus?
[s] "I was raised in Mississippi"
[s] "I am the electric messiah, the AC/DC god!"
Kooler than Jesus?
[s] "You know darn well that they're just manipulating you and that's all"
    "that they're doing..."
[s] "Alright, alright, alright everything!"
Come on baby you can do it
Isn't that nice?
Kooler than Jesus?
Kooler than... God.
[s] "I don't believe you're listening"
[s] "Alright now look at me.  I said look at me, don't turn your face away"
[s] "I'm the looking glass you created to see yourself in!"
Kooler than Jesus?
[s] "Have you taken leave of your senses?"
[s] "Satan!"
[s] "Don't listen to them"
[s] "Somebody's lying and it's not me."
[s] "You're twisting my words!"


Devil Bunnies


Meet me at the racetrack, Jack
Push your pedal to my metal
Meet me at the racetrack, Jack
Peel this sucker out

Devil bunny devil bunny

[s] "He got jealous of all the attention guys paid me."
[s] "And then he picked up an oil can and threw it at me."
[s] "And I told him that's crazy!"

Go Go Devil Bunnies Go Go

[s] "And then he predicted a double-suicide, that I was going to die in a
     crash that day, and he was going to do the same so he could be with me!"
[s] "And then he picked up an oil can and threw it at me, almost knocked out
     my teeth!"
[s] "And I told him that's crazy! I have to race in 20 minutes!"

Meet me at the racetrack, Jack
Push your pedal to my metal
Meet me at the racetrack, Jack
Peel this sucker out

Go Go Devil Bunnies Go Go

Devil bunny devil bunny
[s] "World's greatest lover"
Devil bunny devil bunny

[s] "I'll give you a tuneup you'll never forget if you'll give my husband some
     lessons for the bedroom"
[s] "Crazy"
[s] "... got a dirty mind!"

[s] "That's ridiculous"

Go Go Devil Bunnies Go Go
Meet me at the racetrack, Jack
Go Go Devil Bunnies Go Go
Push your pedal to my metal
Go Go Devil Bunnies Go Go
Peel this sucker out
Go Go Devil Bunnies Go Go

[s] "And I told him that's crazy!"


Nervous Xians


[s] "Reality is the only word in the language, that should always be used
     in quotes."
[s] "I don't wanna another one of your rational explanations!"
[s] "I know what I experienced, and I'm not crazy!"

You things, things, things of the flesh do it slow
Down avenues, fuck me, lust my eyes
Licking lips encouraging Mr. Care-warn
To gaze upon a screen, bask on after the flesh

[s] "All right! That's it! Get her outta there, that's enough!"
[s] "Reality is the only word in the language, that should always be used
     in quotes."
[s] "All right! That's it! Get her outta there, that's enough!"
[s] "I don't wanna another one of your rational explanations!"

We'll infect your carnal mind, mind, mind...
After the flesh

[s] "Tonight we murder!"
[s] "I know the whole story... I've decided to forgive you"

I walked through forests with ugly spirits
Kissed their feet and found them calm, calm, calm
Still I don't have any money, money, money
My body suffers after the flesh

[s] "All right! That's it! Get her outta there, that's enough!"
[s] "Reality is the only word in the language, that should always be used
     in quotes."
[s] "All right! That's it! Get her outta there, that's enough!"
[s] "I know what I experienced, and I'm not crazy!"

[s] "I know the whole story... I've decided to forgive you"

We'll infect your carnal mind, mind, mind...
After the flesh

[s] "Reality is the only word in the language, that should always be used
     in quotes."
[s] "... and I'm not crazy!"

I walked through forests with ugly spirits
Kissed their feet and found them calm, calm, calm
Still I don't have any money, money, money
My body suffers after the flesh

[s] "Reality is the only word in the language, that should always be used
     in quotes."
[s] "I don't wanna another one of your rational explanations!"

We'll infect your carnal mind, mind, mind...
After the flesh

You things, things, things of the flesh do it slow
Down avenues, fuck me, lust my eyes
Licking lips encouraging Mr. Care-warn
To gaze upon a screen, bask on after the flesh

[s] "Reality is the only word in the language, that should always be used
     in quotes."
[s] "I don't wanna another one of your rational explanations!"

[s] "We're not all love anymore.  That's gone.  That flower power is great,
     I'm mean it's beautiful.  But you can't be kind and gentle to people all
     the time, it doesn't work..."
[s] "I don't wanna another one of your rational explanations!"

We'll infect your carnal mind, mind, mind...
After the flesh

[s] "I know the whole story..."
[s] "Because people got raped and mugged... and I know these people that
     died down there, Groovie and his chick!"


The Devil Does Drugs


[s] "... And this is what the Devil does!"
[s] "Satan!"
[s] "Our lord and master!"
[s] "You're turned on most of the time on one thing or another"
[s] "Get outta here!"
[s] "You liars... repent!"

You know I must be crazy, to show this as my way of living

[s] "Get outta here!"
My life with the Thrill Kill Kult

[s] "What are you trying to do, drive me crazy?"
[s] "I can't be anything except what I am!"
[s] "Ooh whoo, woo-hoo, Ooh whoo, oh yeah!"
[s] "You liars... repent!"

You know I must be crazy, to show this as my way of living

[s] "Satan!"
[s] "... And this is what the Devil does!"

I've grown up on drugs so much,
I don't think I can come down, I really don't!
My life with the Thrill Kill Kult
[s] "And everybody thinks I'm high and I am!"

[s] "How I hate black"

You know I must be crazy to show this as my way of living
I find that it's easy, cutting up the pieces

[s] "Get outta here!"
[s] "Satan!"
[s] "Would you like to be happy?  Well?  I mean really happy!"

My life with the Thrill Kill Kult

[s] "Satan!"
[s] "What are you trying to do, drive me crazy?"
[s] "I can't be anything except what I am!"
[s] "... And this is what the Devil does!"
[s] "And everybody thinks I'm high and I am!"


First Cut


[s] "You liars... repent!"

My life with the Thrill Kill Kult

You know I must be crazy to show this as my way of living
I find that it's easy cutting up the pieces

[s] "... And this is what the Devil does!"

This man says I have needed to mend my unholy life
I fall to my knees praying I find it hard and easy

My life with the Thrill Kill Kult

[s] "Our lord and master!"

I know that I have weakened from all these dark secrets
You know I must be crazy, Tragically delicious

My life with the Thrill Kill Kult

[s] "What are you trying to do, drive me crazy?"
[s] "I can't be anything except what I am!"
[s] "Our lord and master!"
[s] "Satan!"
[s] "Get outta here!"
My life with the Thrill Kill Kult

[s] "How I hate black"


Shock Of Point 6


[s] "Bow down and worship me and I'll give you everything the eye can see."
[s] "These are not the words of an apostle!"

Bow down, bow down, bow down
And I'll give ya everything, and I'll  give ya everything
Bow down, bow down, bow down
And I'll give ya  everything that a man could need

Everything is there in time
Everything's recurring in time
We can see with our sense based mind
Three dimensions of time
Lines become planes
And planes become solid
Everything is turning on wheels

[s] "Can you shout Amen!"
[s] "... and worship me and I'll give you everything."
[s] "Right Now!"
Amen

Baby, ya know I like it
Ya know it feels so good


Resisting the Spirit


What am I supposed to do?
Sing an innocent song, wrong!
I've blocked you with a wall to prove
I've changed into another mood
Don't look to me to pull you through
Is it the way we'll keep on going?
Living each day so you'll keep hoping?
Shallow scars revealing pain

I wake up in a brainsick room
scratching lizards from my head
Dying, for I've picked dark flowers

I wonder how to kill the hours
I wander naked under white suns
Confused and lost, I breathe your power
Am I wrong to live this way?
Dark reflections in mirrors...


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Alex Fletcher